wrote this a while ago, but it’s recently become more and more relevant
all my life i’ve been told i was talented
so i started to believe it
never in my life have i been told i can use my talent
so i started to believe that too
”
since her return from her stay on the moon
since her return from her stay on the moon
she listens like spring
and she talks like June
Drops of Jupiter, Train
”
My brother told me our father slept on the couch at night because he jerked off to pictures of us as toddlers until mom finished her degree, got the job, and could afford the divorce that kicked him out.
they say the first line of a story is significant.
I am completely losing my shit over this.
(via redwineandnicotine)
(Source: negaverseprince, via superheroshwagg)
Fuck It I’m Taking a Nap: A Thesis
By the terminology displayed in the text, the author expresses the need to fill an academic requirement but is overcome with the desire to sleep, which, through lack of motivation, ultimately takes precedence over the obligation.
: A Thesis Statement
(Source: meme-meme, via ithinkimprettyfuckingfunny)
i think i’m so clever.
(Source: yourcoolsmile, via vollhoax)
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
- fuck you that’s why
(Source: doctortveit, via rushofnostalgia)
Two packs of cigarettes a day
The strongest whiskey
Kentucky can make
That’s a recipe to put a vagabond
On his hands and knees.
I watched it all up close,
I knew him more than most
I saw a side of him he never showed
Full of sympathy for a world that
Wouldn’t let him be
That’s the man he was,
Have you heard enough?
What a shame, what a shame
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.WAIT
20:13
2013
OHMYGOD
(Source: sensitivelysensible, via powerlesbian)
Gho+st laundry: professorbutterscotch: ladysaviours: vitaganiedae:...
someone should make a shakespeare character pin-up calendar
lady macbeth posing seductively in her nightgown covered in blood
romeo posing seductively on a balcony covered in…
(via anothergayshark)
welp,
it’s been more than a year,
and i’ve concluded;
i haven’t changed a bit.
i have the same stance;
style of eyeglass frames;
brand of shoe;
swag—
on second thought,
and closer look;
i no longer slouch.
